SOL #5 My Chihuahua is a ….

Published by Mrs. Bless on March 5, 2017

Meet Milo. He is part Chihuahua. We aren’t sure what the other part is….there are many possibilities….cat…goat…Stitch…or maybe ninja warrior….

I was sitting on the cold hard tile floor, listening to my son. As I was looking at Troy, I heard Milo’s usual indignant growl but thought nothing of it. He generally asks for attention in this very inappropriate way and I am used to ignoring it.

This time he decided he wasn’t going to take getting ignored. Without me realizing it, his claws clicked across the tile as he ran. He jumped, his two back paws hitting me in the chest, knocking me off balance. He landed facing away, and I saw his cream tail and backside running away. Troy’s laughter echoed through the room.

My Chihuahua is a ninja!

Not a Sub! A Story of Hair and Poo…

Published by Mrs. Bless on March 2, 2017

There are two things you need to know about me for the purpose of this slice:

I put very little effort into my hair.
I love poop emojis. To the point that our class mascot is a poop emoji stuffed animal named Professor Poo. And he sins the morning messages under my name, of course.

Ok…the slice…

It was emoji pajama day yesterday and I had a new pajama shirt that made me irrationally img_20170301_050851_976 happy. As a result of this irrational happiness, I blow-dried my hair straight. (Something that probably happened about one other time this school year.)

So, the kids enter the room with the normal level of noise and heated discussions. I get a few compliments on my hair. A few compliments on my poo. And then a student’s voice booms over the others…”I though we had a sub. [b/c of the hair], but then I saw the poo.” And he moved back to whatever discussion he was having with another student.

Good Morning and Welcome to 5B!